Golden Pear

A lightly tanned, but certainly not sunburned, scrotum.

Friend: Bro, why are you laying in the sun with tanning lotion on your scrotum?

Bro: It's date night on Friday and my woman likes my fruit basket to have a nice golden pear.

by SrPickleTickle August 26, 2020

Golden pearl

When a woman gets a "golden shower" after a "cream pie"

She got 5 golden Pearl's in one night!

by Nyceguy September 19, 2018

goldenbear

A person who doesn't know what top means

Billy is such a goldenbear, he says he's a top but only gives oral.

by Rb33 September 18, 2022