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Genetic Gold Mine 

A person with no genetic flaws, the kind of person who would have good children
Girl: "Do you see that boy over there? He's so hot"
Girl #2: "I know, he's a total genetic gold mine!"
Genetic Gold Mine by sitss July 26, 2010

Solid Gold Monkey 

1. A monkey made of solid gold.

2. A production company "Solid Golden Monkey Productions"

3. A X-Box Live gamertag
"One day the Solid Gold Monkeys will attack us."

Gold Mirror 

The Gold Mirror is the description of person that sees the good and/or the potential for good in a person and often vocalize their opinions to boost the onlooker's view of self. This often leads the observer to believe their faults don't exist and develop a close relationship with the Gold Mirror.
She is the gold mirror to his narcissism.

He always sees the good in people and reflects it back to them like a gold mirror.
Gold Mirror by lolweird February 25, 2018

gold membership trolling 

A type of social media hoax where you post an image on social media where your viewers need a "premium account" to view the picture, accompanied by a caption of what you intend to post.
Poster (in caption): Latest pic of my car... (image shows user needs gold membership)
Guy 1: Dude, that the heck is with this Facebook Gold crap!?
Guy 2: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 3: Oh wow, are they really charging now?
Guy 4: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 5: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 6: Guys, this isn't real. This is gold membership trolling. Facebook has no intent to charge for using the service.

Gold Medal 

The act of eating a girl out while she is preforming a handstand.
Dude do you see that girl doing the handstand over there? She is just asking for a gold medal.
Gold Medal by GoldMedal1 March 22, 2010

gold miner 

Anyone who has an interest in dating East Asians
Guy 1: Dude, check them out! I just found a gold mine!
Guy 2: You're into Asian girls...?
Guy 1: Yeah man. They're hott.
Guy 2: You're such a gold miner...
Guy 3: What's wrong with Asian girls? They're the best.
Guy 2: Nothing. I'm just not attracted to them.
Guy 4: I can't believe you're not interested in Asians.
Guy 2: What the crap?! Is this a gold rush???
gold miner by Scotty Shaw March 4, 2008