moglodyte 

A primal individual of low intelligence that also happens to look really good at the current moment, due to their simple nature.

Shut up, Dayne, you moglodyte; you couldn't understand basic math if you tried.

moglodyte by thatguyguyguy March 22, 2024

Zoglodyte 

An ideologically kosher subject of ZOG -- Zionist Occupied Government; a willing participant in ZOG's agenda, wars, narratives, etc.

James and his wife Jane are Zoglodytes. They read and watch mainstream media, and like the Zoglodyte "journalists," repeat ZOG's narratives, mantras and dogma around the water cooler at work.

Zoglodyte by xirtames February 26, 2022

Monglidyte 

Pronounced "Mon-Gli-Dyte",
It is a mix between Mongoloid* and Troglodyte*, An insult created to pack a hard punch, combining two insults together to describe a truly idiotic person.

Mongoloid:

- Relating to the broad division of humankind including the indigenous peoples of East Asia, SE Asia, and the Arctic region of North America.
- Having Down's syndrome.
Troglodyte:

- (Especially in prehistoric times) A person who lived in a cave.
a hermit.
- A person who is regarded as being deliberately ignorant or old-fashioned.

Luke: "What would happen if I drank bleach?"
You: "You'd die you fucking Monglidyte, what do you expect?"

Monglidyte by lErrorl404l January 27, 2020

Smoglodyte 

Someone who smokes because they think it's cool.

Tyler is such a smoglodyte

Smoglodyte by Alex_Triple_Chin February 5, 2019

Goglodyte 

An insult targeting people who believes GOG is some DRM-free savior.
When in reality GOG would rather take your money and jerk off in your face while hosting games that infact have DRM.

Goglodyte : GOG is going to save the game industry from DRM!! Hope GOG Galaxy comes to Linux.

Person 2 : They've been saying that same shit for literal years and neither happened, infact GOG has had DRM protected games listed for years now.

Goglodyte : REEEEE *baby noises*

Person 3 : STFU Goglodyte. No Maidens.

Goglodyte by goglodaiser March 24, 2022

Goglodyte 

An insult targeting people who believe GOG is some DRM-free savior.
When in reality GOG would rather take your money and jerk off in your face while hosting games that infact have DRM.

Goglodyte : GOG is going to save the game industry from DRM!! Hope GOG Galaxy comes to Linux.

Person 2 : They've been saying that same shit for literal years and neither happened, infact GOG has had DRM protected games listed for years now.

Goglodyte : REEEEE *baby noises*

Person 3 : STFU Goglodyte. No Maidens.

Goglodyte by goglodaiser March 24, 2022

Coglodyte 

Bureaucratic drone dwelling in the sun deprived depths of a process driven organization. Incapable of creative thought or thinking outside of checking their box. Frightened by the light of knowledge, or the concept that anything can exist outside their script.

When asked why the road crew was mixing topsoil with the gravel and then putting it back on the road instead of removing it, the coglodyte flag-person merely shrugged and replied "They told us to do it that way".

Coglodyte by vaalrus April 24, 2010