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David Goyette 

The coolest teacher ever and very athletic. He knows when to shut up but also when to be funny. David also thinks that Joanna is the best student ever!
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grogette 

Due to the lack of debate over the usability of the plural form of grogan(grogans), the grogette refers to each single turd layed during the act of droppin' a grogan.
After the night at the all you can eat chinese buffet, I laid 17 grogettes in the outhouse the following morning, to the delight of the local plumber.
grogette by Merv February 1, 2004

goggette 

The act of being bowman
Friend: Who is that?
Me: THATS BOWMAN GOGGETTE KID
goggette by Goggette November 29, 2016
A family of people that are hilarious and kind when it comes to others around them . They never give up.Mostly the females in the family, they are sensitive yet fierce. A Golette always help when someone is in need even when they are broke The family cannot ever break up but they will break into laughter! 😉
"Man I wish I was with those Golettes they are the best!"
Golette by reading-is-needing December 21, 2016
godette is one the sweetest girl in the world, if u meet a godette ur life will change and u will always be happy with her.
boy 1: hey what’s ur name
boy 2: i’m godette !
boy 1: omg people named godette are awesome!
godette by heyy.nicee December 12, 2020

Gorgetted 

Someone who has sex often and is very sexy and swag. They also are cool and everyone wants to eat their poop because it so taste like strawberry.
Dude im such a gorgetted
Yeah you are sweaty pie
Gorgetted by Gorgetted November 14, 2021
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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