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David Goyette 

The coolest teacher ever and very athletic. He knows when to shut up but also when to be funny. David also thinks that Joanna is the best student ever!
David Goyette brings food on the last day of school!

GodEater 

a level created by knobbelboy that is very hard and intense to beat. meaning impossible to beat
boy, have you heard about the level named GodEater| Boy 2: yeah i heard its very hard and knobbelboy is trying to beat it
GodEater by Jason The Ass Fucker October 25, 2018
A family of people that are hilarious and kind when it comes to others around them . They never give up.Mostly the females in the family, they are sensitive yet fierce. A Golette always help when someone is in need even when they are broke The family cannot ever break up but they will break into laughter! 😉
"Man I wish I was with those Golettes they are the best!"
Golette by reading-is-needing December 21, 2016

goettemoeller 

People with this last name are generally sexy beyond measure and are highly intelligent.

they fall in love easily.
"dude i met this fly chick last night! i could tell right away that she was a goettemoeller"

"hell ya man!"
goettemoeller by Andee Jarkowin January 14, 2008
Colloquially used to describe 16-18 year old males who sport a Beiber-esque hairstyle, however also posesses many non-Beiber interests including death metal, airsoft or other military simulation hobbies, as well as summoning the Dark Lord Kalunian.
A: Hey, who is that new guy? I can hear his death metal from here.
B: Some new Goyette who just moved to town. Everybody gives him shit for his Beiber-do.
Goyette by Raequan35 June 24, 2011
A fat white chubby garbage human who beats his colossal gorilla chode to very black starving Africans.
Wow Goyette is a pedophile.
Goyette by TheTabor April 22, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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