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Colloquially used to describe 16-18 year old males who sport a Beiber-esque hairstyle, however also posesses many non-Beiber interests including death metal, airsoft or other military simulation hobbies, as well as summoning the Dark Lord Kalunian.
A: Hey, who is that new guy? I can hear his death metal from here.
B: Some new Goyette who just moved to town. Everybody gives him shit for his Beiber-do.
Goyette by Raequan35 June 24, 2011
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A fat white chubby garbage human who beats his colossal gorilla chode to very black starving Africans.
Wow Goyette is a pedophile.
Goyette by TheTabor April 22, 2018
Przeahurposephalitis
a sentence:It was evident that Crystal(crittle)had gonorrheaherposephalitis from the green oze stains in her underwear and down her legs in the oder gaged me so bad I power puked blood out of my ulcer
Her pacifulitis is what most gutters let's have dripping out of their vaginas when they've had a hard night's work and a back alley of some inner city scum hole
Goyette frech for: gonorrheaherposephalitis
GOYETTE by Sunny Gunn March 9, 2022

David Goyette 

The coolest teacher ever and very athletic. He knows when to shut up but also when to be funny. David also thinks that Joanna is the best student ever!
David Goyette brings food on the last day of school!

meena goyette 

A black curly haired girl who has dark skin and brown eyes. She’s nice and smells of flowers. She likes rap music like bodak yellow and she has a dog named charley da poop
Hi Meena goyette you seem nice!
meena goyette by Treehugger22 November 5, 2017

Crystal Goyette

Goyette:sir miles head the goyette disease it was evident after seeing his underwear with green stains on it after having sex with Crystal goyette
Crystal Goyette by C Goyette May 12, 2023
A family of people that are hilarious and kind when it comes to others around them . They never give up.Mostly the females in the family, they are sensitive yet fierce. A Golette always help when someone is in need even when they are broke The family cannot ever break up but they will break into laughter! 😉
"Man I wish I was with those Golettes they are the best!"
Golette by reading-is-needing December 21, 2016
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