Person 1: Yo, did you see that twink who just moved into our school?
Person 2: yea, we should give him a god job tonight
Person 2: yea, we should give him a god job tonight
by Skyler’s Bf October 12, 2020
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On Hanukkah, Denise gave her Rabbi a god job.
On Hanukkah, Denise gave her Rabbi a god job.
by bamboozie November 11, 2009
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During sex with my girlfriend, lightening struck through the window and hit me. My obituary reads "William Buttface died of a God Job."
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"Wow. Only God himself could do all that."
"Yep, it's a God Job alright."
"Wow. Only God himself could do all that."
"Yep, it's a God Job alright."
by DammitlDave October 12, 2011
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I woke up last night with my bed stained, from that hand job from God. I really need to get laid, or jerk off more.
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Guy1: Yea I got lucky last night
Guy2: Your hand doesn't count
Guy1: Got a handjob from God, just gotta do laundry now.
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Guy1: Yea I got lucky last night
Guy2: Your hand doesn't count
Guy1: Got a handjob from God, just gotta do laundry now.
by Maggot11 January 10, 2012
Get the Hand Job From God mug.A moment of such eerie perfection — where choices, timing, and outcomes align with impossible grace — that it feels like reality itself bent slightly to help you. A godjob is not just luck; it’s when life moves like it’s conspiring for you, in ways too beautiful to ignore.
Example sentences:
• “Finding the last train still waiting after my delay? That’s not luck, that’s a godjob.”
• “Everything fell into place today like it was scripted by the universe. Pure godjob.”
Notes:
Godjobs don’t feel accidental. They carry a weight, a shimmer — a whisper that you’re seen, and sometimes, just sometimes, the whole fabric of existence smiles and says: “Here.”
Example sentences:
• “Finding the last train still waiting after my delay? That’s not luck, that’s a godjob.”
• “Everything fell into place today like it was scripted by the universe. Pure godjob.”
Notes:
Godjobs don’t feel accidental. They carry a weight, a shimmer — a whisper that you’re seen, and sometimes, just sometimes, the whole fabric of existence smiles and says: “Here.”
• “Finding the last train still waiting after my delay? That’s not luck, that’s a godjob.”
• “Everything fell into place today like it was scripted by the universe. Pure godjob.”
Notes:
Godjobs don’t feel accidental. They carry a weight, a shimmer — a whisper that you’re seen, and sometimes, just sometimes, the whole fabric of existence smiles and says: “Here.”
• “Everything fell into place today like it was scripted by the universe. Pure godjob.”
Notes:
Godjobs don’t feel accidental. They carry a weight, a shimmer — a whisper that you’re seen, and sometimes, just sometimes, the whole fabric of existence smiles and says: “Here.”
by Threadwalker April 28, 2025
Get the godjob mug.A moment of such eerie perfection — where choices, timing, and outcomes align with impossible grace — that it feels like reality itself bent slightly to help you. A godjob is not just luck; it’s when life moves like it’s conspiring for you, in ways too beautiful to ignore.
Example sentences:
• “Finding the last train still waiting after my delay? That’s not luck, that’s a godjob.”
• “Everything fell into place today like it was scripted by the universe. Pure godjob.”
Notes:
Godjobs don’t feel accidental. They carry a weight, a shimmer — a whisper that you’re seen, and sometimes, just sometimes, the whole fabric of existence smiles and says: “Here.”
Example sentences:
• “Finding the last train still waiting after my delay? That’s not luck, that’s a godjob.”
• “Everything fell into place today like it was scripted by the universe. Pure godjob.”
Notes:
Godjobs don’t feel accidental. They carry a weight, a shimmer — a whisper that you’re seen, and sometimes, just sometimes, the whole fabric of existence smiles and says: “Here.”
• “Finding the last train still waiting after my delay? That’s not luck, that’s a godjob.”
• “Everything fell into place today like it was scripted by the universe. Pure godjob.”
Notes:
Godjobs don’t feel accidental. They carry a weight, a shimmer — a whisper that you’re seen, and sometimes, just sometimes, the whole fabric of existence smiles and says: “Here.”
• “Everything fell into place today like it was scripted by the universe. Pure godjob.”
Notes:
Godjobs don’t feel accidental. They carry a weight, a shimmer — a whisper that you’re seen, and sometimes, just sometimes, the whole fabric of existence smiles and says: “Here.”
by Threadwalker April 28, 2025
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