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God Pussy 

A God Pussy is a term originating from the popular online subreddit /r/GodPussy. It was created by the Syber Pussy Network as a word used to describe a woman with an exceptional and nearly perfect pussy.

Per the Sub Reddit's definition, there are many different types of God Pussies. The sub reddit typically refers to the hairless "Innie" style pussy however other types of pussies are able to classify as a God Pussy.

Key Traits Of A God Pussy

- Hairless
- Tight

- Pink
- Minimal to no signs of wear and tear
- Cleanliness
"Hey John, I heard you banged Alyssa last night. How was it?"

"Dude it was amazing, her pussy was perfect. A true God Pussy for sure"
God Pussy by Richard Plinkman January 18, 2019
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a girl with godlike pussy

synonym:

hulks big dick
shes a total pussy god
pussy god by jakfkdks November 17, 2017

God's Pussy

Metaphor for anything that is good, great, tasty, arousing, orgasmic, or cool.
dude, this pizza tastes like God's pussy
God's Pussy by iSCREAMiceCREAM September 24, 2010
Jason, a man known to be the Pussy master
He is a pussy god
Pussy god by Women on earth February 5, 2023

pussy is god 

Prehaps to most gay song created next to “girls like girls” (by lesbian Jesus)
Hey have you heard ‘Pussy is god’ buy King Princess it’s like god is a woman but ya know GAY
pussy is god by CAMILACABEHOE January 3, 2019

THE RAIN GOD IS A PUSSY 

this term is heavily used by infantry, paratrooper and ranger military units as a humorous taunt at the"rain God" when rain looks likely.

it's intended to harden the spirit against emenent hardship and intimidate the unindoctrinated
Pvt Jones: looks like rain sergeant
Sgt: THE RAIN GOD IS A PUSSY

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026