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God Pussy 

A God Pussy is a term originating from the popular online subreddit /r/GodPussy. It was created by the Syber Pussy Network as a word used to describe a woman with an exceptional and nearly perfect pussy.

Per the Sub Reddit's definition, there are many different types of God Pussies. The sub reddit typically refers to the hairless "Innie" style pussy however other types of pussies are able to classify as a God Pussy.

Key Traits Of A God Pussy

- Hairless
- Tight

- Pink
- Minimal to no signs of wear and tear
- Cleanliness
"Hey John, I heard you banged Alyssa last night. How was it?"

"Dude it was amazing, her pussy was perfect. A true God Pussy for sure"
God Pussy by Richard Plinkman January 18, 2019
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a girl with godlike pussy

synonym:

hulks big dick
shes a total pussy god
pussy god by jakfkdks November 17, 2017

God's Pussy

Metaphor for anything that is good, great, tasty, arousing, orgasmic, or cool.
dude, this pizza tastes like God's pussy
God's Pussy by iSCREAMiceCREAM September 24, 2010
Jason, a man known to be the Pussy master
He is a pussy god
Pussy god by Women on earth February 5, 2023

pussy is god 

Prehaps to most gay song created next to “girls like girls” (by lesbian Jesus)
“Hey have you heard ‘Pussy is god’ buy King Princess it’s like god is a woman but ya know GAY
pussy is god by CAMILACABEHOE January 3, 2019

THE RAIN GOD IS A PUSSY 

this term is heavily used by infantry, paratrooper and ranger military units as a humorous taunt at the"rain God" when rain looks likely.

it's intended to harden the spirit against emenent hardship and intimidate the unindoctrinated
Pvt Jones: looks like rain sergeant
Sgt: THE RAIN GOD IS A PUSSY
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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