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God Jesus 

Saying God Jesus backwards, sounds like Sausage Dog. suseJ doG.
God Jesus sure sounds like Sausage dog, when you say it backwards.
God Jesus by liveforgiving May 17, 2021

jesus god 

An exclamation when something is outrageous or absurd.
I mashed those guts last night.
Jesus god, she was ugly
Buh
jesus god by Little Grundle June 11, 2004

Jesus Christ mc God 

John said "I just landed a double back flip!" "jesus christ mc god" said Dalton

your mom was like "jesus christ mc god!" last night.
Jesus Christ mc God by 8zee8 April 21, 2008

Jesus H. God 

A quite humorous variation of “Jesus H. Christ”, most famously used in the 1986 film “Short Circuit”. An apt term for expressing your extreme shock at a sudden turn of events.
Weather reporter: “Folks in the DFW area may not be able to see the April 8th solar eclipse due to cloud coverage.”

Person who invested time and money to travel to Texas specifically for this event: “JESUS H. GOD!”
Jesus H. God by Alex-2598 April 4, 2024

godjesus 

A robot fortune teller that has the power of god and jesus in him that allows him to tell the future. It can also battle other godjesus robots if the situation arises because it has a mighty cross in its hand.
Godjesus said "No" when i asked it if i will ever have a happy life.
godjesus by godjesus June 10, 2003
A combination of the two words as used in ohmigod!! and jesus christ!!
It is used in the form of excitement, anger or suprise.
Godjesus!!! Did Jeremy just poo in that kids macaroni?!!

That baby is probably weighs 200 pounds. Holy godjesus!
godjesus! by Shelbytkd January 9, 2009