mate1: I've nodded off, and spilt me beer down me kecks
mate2: You obin nobin gobin dobin. Here, take half of mine.
chum1: I was tricked into selling Mayfair last night when playing Monopoly at me bird's house.
chum2: You obin nobin gobin dobin! Wot did I tell you - never sell the blues! Man alive!
An act of fornicating doggie style and listening to your iPod while watching your favorite tv series simultaneously doing cocaine from the right butt cheek of your victim.
Jake just got some drugs he wants to try the dirty Gobin shark week is on tonight
dying, when someone or something is on it’s last legs, last gasp or exhibiting a death rattle (The word “Paducah” is derived from the sound made when a severed head is drop-kicked into an empty dumpster. pah-DOO-kah)
“C’mon stop smackin’ that old TV. You’re not helping any. It’s going Paducah and there’s nothing you can do about it.”
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.