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A useless Halfling bard who jumps around dancing with pretty much no purpose.
"You see that person over there? He's a fucking Gobin clone."
Gobin by GayGoblinNamedGobin November 20, 2018
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Gobin Forat

A person who announces that he is late to work, appointment or meeting/gathering, but is the first one to show up.
I'm so surprised to see John there at the funeral, even though he said that he would be late. He must be a gobin forat I tell ya!
Gobin Forat by Emzock August 9, 2021

obin nobin gobin dobin 

friendly response to a mate when they have done something stupid or out of character
mate1: I've nodded off, and spilt me beer down me kecks
mate2: You obin nobin gobin dobin. Here, take half of mine.

chum1: I was tricked into selling Mayfair last night when playing Monopoly at me bird's house.
chum2: You obin nobin gobin dobin! Wot did I tell you - never sell the blues! Man alive!

Dirty Gobin 

An act of fornicating doggie style and listening to your iPod while watching your favorite tv series simultaneously doing cocaine from the right butt cheek of your victim.
Jake just got some drugs he wants to try the dirty Gobin shark week is on tonight
Dirty Gobin by Dannygeesus September 30, 2010

Going Cosby 

When someone places roofies in women's drinks.
"Did you hear what happened to those 2 chicks. Yeah some dude was Going Cosby on their drinks!"
Going Cosby by will bitten December 3, 2016

Going Paducah 

dying, when someone or something is on it’s last legs, last gasp or exhibiting a death rattle (The word “Paducah” is derived from the sound made when a severed head is drop-kicked into an empty dumpster. pah-DOO-kah)
“C’mon stop smackin’ that old TV. You’re not helping any. It’s going Paducah and there’s nothing you can do about it.”
Going Paducah by goose_on_a_roof October 17, 2020
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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