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Gobdaines 

A conspicuous fellow. The kind of person who thrives on socially awkward situations and continual fashion blunders. Despite appearances, Gobdaines is a much-loved member of the community and an all round 'Good Cunt'. His unrivaled skills on the guitar and devilishly handsome good-looks makes him the most eligible of bachelors.
"That dude's such a Gobdaines".

"My, that Gobdaines is irresistible".

"Gobdaines!!!"

"Ahh Gobdaines, you've done it again"

"Achuuu", snickered the Gobdaines.
Gobdaines by Penismaster18 December 6, 2010
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goblinesque 

A Keith Alexander term - someone with a appearance pertaining to, or manner similar to a goblin, or someone worthy of praise.
The Lincoln City manager Keith Alexander described Simon Yeo as goblinesque following his performance in the LDV Vans trophy win against Stockport.
goblinesque by Mervin the Turtle September 25, 2003

goddamnesia 

When you're finally able to forget all of the religious trauma that's messed you up for so many years.
It may not feel like it right now, but someday you will heal. Someday you will forget your religious trauma. Someday you will achieve Goddamnesia.
goddamnesia by ComeAtMeBruh August 17, 2023

godliness 

1 Having great reverence for God; pious.
2 Divine.
Reverend George sure has godliness! He loves to pray!
godliness by Placi April 26, 2006

godanese 

When your handwriting is so bad it creates a new language.
See if you can decipher this message written in Godanese: No! I dnid asree witn dnir strodent. Yes lipe is pall of acices sat it doernit hefne ycir destiny, hecase every nes destiny is death becanie areryove los
godanese by Xx_j3sus_xX November 22, 2019

Goudanese 

‘A groooop of not huuuman individuuuuals, a voooory rare spoooocies’.
Helloooo I am Goudanese, what culture are you?
Goudanese by Boooothany March 7, 2023

Godliness 

Godliness 1.
god is empty just like me (epic guitar)
Godliness by Scugglebutt300 March 19, 2025
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