A conspicuous fellow. The kind of person who thrives on socially awkward situations and continual fashion blunders. Despite appearances, Gobdaines is a much-loved member of the community and an all round 'Good Cunt'. His unrivaled skills on the guitar and devilishly handsome good-looks makes him the most eligible of bachelors.
"That dude's such a Gobdaines".
"My, that Gobdaines is irresistible".
"Gobdaines!!!"
"Ahh Gobdaines, you've done it again"
"Achuuu", snickered the Gobdaines.
"My, that Gobdaines is irresistible".
"Gobdaines!!!"
"Ahh Gobdaines, you've done it again"
"Achuuu", snickered the Gobdaines.
by Penismaster18 December 06, 2010
A extinct species of bird, rumoured to have 9 penises and a lazy eye. The specie's population peaked around 1993, the chinese year of the Gobdaines. It is said that on one occasion a lone Norwegian tourist in Greymouth was scornfully rediculed after stepping on a wounded Doldo's scrotum. Fossilized remains of these ancient sexual creatures can be found at the stoke memorial hall and Palmerston North rugby museum.
by Penismaster18 December 06, 2010