Great Aunt Mildred's mantle clock, that hasn't run since 1979 and should be thrown away. It is gobbleshank, but for some reason, there is an inappropriate attachment to it.

Gobbleshank by slipperyfox August 26, 2013

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Gobblebaste

Verb-when you unload your wad up in some trick's bootyhole, extract it w/ a turkey baster and make the biatch gargle it

Yo, jiggaman, I straight gobblebasted ol' girl last night.

Gobblebaste by David Misell January 12, 2009

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Gobbleganger

when your girlfriend's sister looks exactly like her, and she blows everybody in the room, on Thanksgiving, she is defined as a gobbleganger.

Man I'll tell you what, last year on Thanksgiving, I was with my girlfriend at her house,and you know I would have never thought,but, she had a gobbleganger!

Gobbleganger by Flappyfibs October 5, 2021

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Gobblegasm

When you stick your dick in a turkeys ass, then cut its head off, then it all flops around all crazy making you cum.

Hey cleatus i just fucked this turkey in the cornhole and had me a killer gobblegasm. huuyukkkk

Gobblegasm by TurkeyGobbler January 8, 2009

gobbleganger

Noun

Strikingly similar looking women who provide and specialize in oral sex.

Girl, the way you work my shit is like Trixi! She's your gobbleganger.

gobbleganger by Botta Bing July 28, 2019

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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