gobblegum

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When you get a blowjob from a person with no teeth

Man 1: Dude, your nan looks hot for someone her age, you think I could get her to gobblegum me?
Man 2: DUDE!!! That's fucking gross!
Man 1: ...So is that a yes or a no then?

gobblegum by ChaosFan420 January 15, 2016

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gobblegum

A blow job from a person without teeth. (Shout out to chilled chaos)

The old bitch gave me the gobblegum!

gobblegum by Penis the men January 15, 2016

Related Words

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GobbleGum

A blowjob with no teeth.

I want your grandma to give me a gobblegum.

GobbleGum by TheLoserFromEquestria January 16, 2016

Gobblemunch

Someone who gobbles and munches all of your resources

I hate it when robby comes over, because he's always such a gobblemunch

Gobblemunch by The tree miesta March 9, 2011

gooblehumph

The feeling of being frustrated and happy and mad and sad and scared all at the same time.

Gosh, everytime I talk to that guy i feel so...gooblehumph.

gooblehumph by P.N.C. February 1, 2008

gibbleguts

When the female vagina looks like a wad of chewed up bubblegum!

That girl was so hot until she showed me her gibbleguts!

gibbleguts by Boner69 October 17, 2006

gobblegoul

Italian meat u can buy at deli's.

Yo, ma, where da fuk is the gobblegoul?

gobblegoul by GGGGGGGGGGGGG September 10, 2005

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026