Basically, you tell the girl not do go to through bathroom for around 72 hours,
constipation may become a thing. Next, on a friday night, you take her out to eat and your favorite thai resturant. She MUST eat the Pad Thai. Later that night, when you are
getting ready for coitus, you put her in the doggy position and start smacking the sides of her stomach. As you begin to do that, you stick you fist inside of her vagina, opening and closing your fist as the night goes. Finally, as she begins to get
ready to blow, you stick your tongue in her butthole and prepare for a feast.
1. Son: Hey dad, how did you meet my mother?
Father: I took her
out to get thai and totally gobblemoncher
that chick.
2. Damn, I heard Jacob gobblemonchered that girl
last night. Damn.