Gobblemunch
Gobblemunch by The tree miesta March 9, 2011
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Basically, you tell the girl not do go to through bathroom for around 72 hours, constipation may become a thing. Next, on a friday night, you take her out to eat and your favorite thai resturant. She MUST eat the Pad Thai. Later that night, when you are getting ready for coitus, you put her in the doggy position and start smacking the sides of her stomach. As you begin to do that, you stick you fist inside of her vagina, opening and closing your fist as the night goes. Finally, as she begins to get ready to blow, you stick your tongue in her butthole and prepare for a feast.
1. Son: Hey dad, how did you meet my mother?
Father: I took her out to get thai and totally gobblemoncher that chick.
2. Damn, I heard Jacob gobblemonchered that girl last night. Damn.
Father: I took her out to get thai and totally gobblemoncher that chick.
2. Damn, I heard Jacob gobblemonchered that girl last night. Damn.
GobbleMoncher by king jawn March 5, 2021
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Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
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Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
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