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Gobble cock by Natbatnat99n July 4, 2023
Nick Markham Cock Gobble
"Hey bro, why did you N.M.C.G over to her?
"What do you mean?"
"Dude, you pulled a Nick Markham Cock Gobble!"
"What do you mean?"
"Dude, you pulled a Nick Markham Cock Gobble!"
Nick Markham Cock Gobble by jas552 April 15, 2022
Cock Gobble
While receiving a blow job, the man proceeds to urinate in the throat of his fuck buddy, causing her to scream in distress, which is distorted by the urine, Resulting in a sound which resembles a turkeys gobble.
*Man receives head and then urinates in the girls mouth*
Girl: You mother fuc, bwauh gobble.
Man: Tehehe
*Ends the cock gobble*
Girl: You mother fuc, bwauh gobble.
Man: Tehehe
*Ends the cock gobble*
Cock Gobble by Brendaon123321 October 8, 2008
Texas Cock Gobble
The act of sucking a man almost to completion while at gun point. Once he is about to finish you bite his cock off as he blows your brains out
Texas Cock Gobble by Mac_and_T January 14, 2022
Cock Gobble
A person who participates in a great deal of oral sex involving the male genetalia. This is usually done figuratively, in order to achieve personal gain, or literally out of pure enjoyment.
Example 1:
He always sucks dick to get promoted... Don't be a cock gobble.
Example 2:
She's eaten a lot of sausage in her day... a true cock gobble.
He always sucks dick to get promoted... Don't be a cock gobble.
Example 2:
She's eaten a lot of sausage in her day... a true cock gobble.
Cock Gobble by SiL3Nt-J July 16, 2026
Gobble-cocking
Referring to paranoid drug addicts who think everyone is out to steal their possessions (their money, toilet paper, clothes, stash, food, drugs , etc)
"Listen to old rob over there, always gobble-cocking about someone stealing his toilet paper!'
"Who stole my shit cocksucker!!!" Said the Gobble-cocker.
"Who stole my shit cocksucker!!!" Said the Gobble-cocker.
Gobble-cocking by M.H.Kidd May 4, 2018
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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