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The atheist version of the phrase "Godspeed".
Hey Joe, can you touch up the RationalWiki article on Atheism? Goatspeed!
Goatspeed by Charlie Macson October 25, 2009
An image similar to goatse, except that it is a female stretching her anus
Peegee: check out this goatshe image
Friend: *fapfapfap*
goatshe by Peegee October 29, 2007

Goatseed 

When you see an open anus without wanting to see an open anus.
Hey guys I don't know if I should say this, but Jared goatseeded Me last night!
Goatseed by Swagerdick420 June 3, 2018

goatcheese special

The act of picking up very drunk and fat girls at a bar using only the charm and grace of a frenchman...
Matty pulled off a goatcheese special last night with some drunken cow...

goatsepomorphic 

Similar to anthropomorphic, however goatsepomorphic attributes goatse like properties to other objects, either intentionally or inadvertently.
The 'goatseland' image from the definition of goatse is a prime example of goatsepomorphic imagery.
goatsepomorphic by kaytwo May 27, 2006

Goatsephile

A goatsephile is the internet version of a scatophiliac. A scatophiliac is someone who gets sexual gratification from scaring people on the telephone. A goatsephile is a person who lives vicariously through the photos of a shock exhibitionist to scare people and gain sexual gratification. A shock exhibitionist like Kirk Johnson or "Goatse man". These people current internet chat rooms. They are also known as internet trolls.
Poo: Man check this out! <insert hello.jpg>
Reg: God, you're foul.
Goatsephile by Quizzy July 25, 2008
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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