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Goatious 

A person close to becoming the absolute greatest (Goatiest)
Sherlon: You're the goatiest player in this game.
Joan: No, I still have more to improve on.
Sherlon: So, you're goatious?
Joan: Yes.
Goatious by Cp6Z July 22, 2021
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goatcious 

acting like a goat, stupid, clumsy and speaking weirdly.
tom was feeling rather goatcious, as he banged into the door
goatcious by hdninja June 23, 2020

maximus_goatimus 

Jedi master who puts the izzle in shizzle.
Max is a jedi when it comes the bd.
maximus_goatimus by :o January 20, 2005
a nerdy, close minded homosexual, who tries his/her hardest to be different from everyone else and in turn ends up being exactly like everyone else, and most of all sucks beyond belief at all video games, but mainly CODMW2, WoW, and AC:4A, not to mention he/she is most definitely a virgin
that Goaticus is such a narrow-minded prick, maybe if he took some criticism he wouldn't be such a baddie at life
goaticus by shmoggle mc boggle March 29, 2010

maximus_goatimus 

For my knight in shining mud:
Yo shizzle fanizzle.. He married a female dog according to this Wizzle (did I mention this Wizzle is allergic) but my oh my she really married a fluff burro. His weight is me times squared and he now has a stalker list all bared. Peace up maxo ^^... bust them arses and send a kiss to TNT for me. *bows out to the god of pounding pixels made by nerds with too much time on their hands and armada* <end>
Maximus_goatimus tried to kiss a frog today- and he got REJECTED. Ooooh.. that hurts.
maximus_goatimus by Silver January 21, 2005
Spencer is goatius
goatius by Johnny’s synonymous October 15, 2023

Goatimus serour 

Strictly goated activities, from the legend of benix serour
*Wilder gets back from golf* "Oh what's up Goatimus serour"
"Itai can you pick up Chipper for me on your way home if I order on the app?" "Yessir" "Goatimus serour"
"Sid cmon, can you say Goatimus serour once?" "No I'll never say it"
Goatimus serour by Serour August 15, 2024
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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