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a nerdy, close minded homosexual, who tries his/her hardest to be different from everyone else and in turn ends up being exactly like everyone else, and most of all sucks beyond belief at all video games, but mainly CODMW2, WoW, and AC:4A, not to mention he/she is most definitely a virgin
that Goaticus is such a narrow-minded prick, maybe if he took some criticism he wouldn't be such a baddie at life
by shmoggle mc boggle March 29, 2010
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