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a nerdy, close minded homosexual, who tries his/her hardest to be different from everyone else and in turn ends up being exactly like everyone else, and most of all sucks beyond belief at all video games, but mainly CODMW2, WoW, and AC:4A, not to mention he/she is most definitely a virgin
that Goaticus is such a narrow-minded prick, maybe if he took some criticism he wouldn't be such a baddie at life
goaticus by shmoggle mc boggle March 29, 2010

Goatious 

A person close to becoming the absolute greatest (Goatiest)
Sherlon: You're the goatiest player in this game.
Joan: No, I still have more to improve on.
Sherlon: So, you're goatious?
Joan: Yes.
Goatious by Cp6Z July 22, 2021
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Usually used by the paintball community to define a paintball gun as supreme. Originates from the slang term Gat (meaning gun) and the Roman Ticus (meaning awesome).
Jim: Holy fuck, did you see that guys Gaticus?
Jhon: Yup it was majestc!

Chris: Lets go Balling
Don: Sure. Let me get my Gaticus.

maximus_goatimus 

Jedi master who puts the izzle in shizzle.
Max is a jedi when it comes the bd.
maximus_goatimus by :o January 20, 2005

maximus_goatimus 

For my knight in shining mud:
Yo shizzle fanizzle.. He married a female dog according to this Wizzle (did I mention this Wizzle is allergic) but my oh my she really married a fluff burro. His weight is me times squared and he now has a stalker list all bared. Peace up maxo ^^... bust them arses and send a kiss to TNT for me. *bows out to the god of pounding pixels made by nerds with too much time on their hands and armada* <end>
Maximus_goatimus tried to kiss a frog today- and he got REJECTED. Ooooh.. that hurts.
maximus_goatimus by Silver January 21, 2005
Spencer is goatius
goatius by Johnny’s synonymous October 15, 2023

Goatimus serour 

Strictly goated activities, from the legend of benix serour
*Wilder gets back from golf* "Oh what's up Goatimus serour"
"Itai can you pick up Chipper for me on your way home if I order on the app?" "Yessir" "Goatimus serour"
"Sid cmon, can you say Goatimus serour once?" "No I'll never say it"
Goatimus serour by Serour August 15, 2024
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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