gothrosexual

A man who is, at the same time, trying to identify with the "Goth" culture and be a "metrosexual." Identifiable traits are clean clothes, shaped eyebrows, and a meticulously shaved goatee, with all visible hair dyed black, along with black finger nails.

This noun/adjective was created by my friend Tom and I while at a metal concert, where we witnessed the most clean-cut, eyebrow-tweezed metal fan we had ever seen.

That guy is a total gothrosexual.

gothrosexual by Viprsurf November 16, 2006

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goprosexual

you identify as a gopro camera and love goprocameras

i think i am goprosexual

goprosexual by csharpdev_1 December 9, 2021

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gothsexual

when you are attracted to women who wear dark clothes, and dark metal makeup. you are goth sexual

he's so gothsexual. all i have to do is dress up like I'm going to a funeral, and he wont stop pestering me for sex

gothsexual by ironfinn February 20, 2024

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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