Goatca

Someone who is extremely good at everything and good looking who’s name ends with a CA replacing there name with goat (meaning very good)

Hey Goatca what’s up?

Goatca by Brendanson June 7, 2026

Goatmanity 

A wonderful world where goats roam happily and freely. There is no war or violence. Just goats skipping around merrily eating their oaties and coca cola. Also goats rule the world and if you don't listen to them you become dead.

"Is that heaven"
"No, thats Goatmanity"
"Oh my goodness"

^^conversation between someone familiar with Goatmanity and someone just learning how wonderful it is

Goatmanity by Girdith February 24, 2009

goatwaite 

The name given lovingly by fans of FC Barcelona to their legendary player , Martin Braithwaite. He is one of the richest and most humble players to ever play for the club. Some say , R9 is scared of his abilities

Goatwaite scores a wonderful hatrick! Barcelona 3-0 R.Madrid !

goatwaite by mikewoz July 12, 2021

goatcious 

acting like a goat, stupid, clumsy and speaking weirdly.

tom was feeling rather goatcious, as he banged into the door

goatcious by hdninja June 23, 2020

goatbag 

The act of putting a goat's scrotum in another persons mouth.

Shut up or I'll goatbag you

goatbag by Killfall December 9, 2009

Goatware 

1. Software that eats (chews) up more than the usual allocated amount of system memory, sometimes bringing the whole system to a grinding halt.

1. "This software is goatware!"

2. "sharepoint is goatware on my server, eh!"

Goatware by zeus0r October 7, 2012

Goatcoin 

The based version of bitcoin that is a way to show value for things that matter.

One goat=one Goatcoin.

Thanks to the fact that what matters can't lose value, the currency of Goatcoin can never be a loss. As long as goats exist, the currency is valid.
The currency is also nearly impossible to fully centralize, given how many privately owned goats there are.

That chicken coop must be worth 4 or 5 Goatcoin,
And the amount of produce from your garden each month is at least 2!

Goatcoin by CalvinAndHobbesBear September 20, 2019