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The act of putting a goat's scrotum in another persons mouth.
Shut up or I'll goatbag you
goatbag by Killfall December 9, 2009
Words you can keep
An obnoxious yet highly entertaining experience. OR a bag for toting goats.
Yo Mel, look how annoyed you are trying to play scrabble... what a total goatbag hahaha!

or

Can you please pass me that goatbag I need to feed my goats
goatbag by goatbag December 9, 2008

goatbacher

1. A semi erected chode.
2. An ultra fat Nick Carlin.
What the fuck is goatbacher doing here?
goatbacher by Herr Buttslut August 26, 2004

goatbanger 

1.some one who has sex with goats.
2.another word for a Psycho, hillbilly, redneck looking for love in all the wrong places,see 1.
a goatbanger is a psycho, hillbilly, redneck looking for love in all the wrong places

Goat Bag 

Obnoxious/hilarious intruder of the once peaceful scrabble match or an apparatus for toating goats around.
ohh no, the goat bag is here make way for obnoxious scrabble interruption or Hey hand me that goat bag I need my goats.
Goat Bag by goatbag January 13, 2009

Goattage Cheese 

Any type of rash or skin ailment caused by a person"s Jeans or Pants being crammed in their butt crack
That Girl is suffering from Goattage Cheese.I told Her to buy looser fitting pants
Goattage Cheese by dacman813 May 8, 2011
Goatage is pwning or owning someone with a goat. It is the most superior form of pwnage or ownage.
A zergling runs up and snaps a probe in half.
GoaT: GOATAGE!
goatage by Tookar September 25, 2005
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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