"For verily, sirrah, I do declare that you are the foulest reverend_goatboy ever to don the kecks" (The Morning After The Twelfth Night Before, W. Shakespeare)

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Goatboy35

Goatboy35 is the biggest chad around with an estimated IQ ranging in the genius range Mensa range. Additionally he is also a famous inventor and wordsmith constructing ideas that even the Gods would proud of. He is often called quite charismatic and is often seen stabbing little niggers and raping priests with vaginas. Additionally he is an epic gamer and you see him on steam. Some may call him psychopathic or sociopathic but they are wrong, everything he seemingly does that's malicious is in self defence, such as giving little roblox kids viruses and spamming faggots online. Goatboy35 is also the born leader of the Ku Klux Klan and is a proud hero of the Nazi order, slapping down minorities and little shitskin niggers on a daily basis. If you read this I hope Goatboy35 touches you and in the end you praise his name and worship his masculine accent every day. We must praise our elite God Goatboy35 every day.

Black man: Sir you don't have enough money for the movies.
Goatboy35: Oh don't I you filthy PEPPA NIG, pulls out knife and begins stabbing while thrusting his sexual energy inside the black man.

Asian man: Herroooo can I have you're doggy.

Goatboy35: I am the proud defender of all mankind stay back you Asian cunt.

Goatboy35 by White Swastika September 17, 2019

goat boy

One of the best skits from the greatest comedian to have ever lived.

Goat boy is here to please you, tie me to your headboard, throw your legs over my shoulders and let me wear you like a feed bag.

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I encountered this individual in Mordhau, and then accepted his challenges for a voice call, safe to say in that call I was forcefully inducted into his group and am still baffled by what I witnessed.

Goatboy35 is an intriguingly peculiar individual. Existent within this goat remains a variety of opinions, ones he wishes to spout continuously online, either to garner a reaction or spread the word, some of his ideas will be listed below.

Goatboy is:

A Holocaust denier, making it his duty to rant at people, mostly children and left wing ideologues online, preaching about how the Holocaust is scientifically and factually incorrect. One of his primary analogies used to validate his theory about the existence of the Holocaust is to concoct a story about the Cookie Monster, and how many years it would take to produce 6 million cookies.

As quoted by Goatboy35 in an Icelandic speaker, "Heil Hitler, Hitler Did Nothing Wrong, SIEG HEIL!!"

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A possible white supremacist, being attributed to creating several articles related to why blacks are biologically animals, referring to them as "aliens" or "animals". His evidence for the topic is by citing the IQ disparities, alongside physical aesthetic differences and citing what he calls their primitive, rowdy nature. To validate his point Goatboy has created a self made tale on how many millennia ago aliens crash landed into earth with their space shuttles combusting and soot being infused into their once white skin. Based on his article, "Kissing Blacks Is Beastiality" he then references how due to the crash landing they suffered severe brain damage, and due to being black and intellectually lesser proceeded to mate with monkey's. While it is altogether unlikely that Goatboy believes the entirety of this tale it is alarming on the amount of effort he put into his Website, and the frequency he quotes it's contents.

A leading politician, continuously claiming online that one day he will be advancing into politics. While the details of this party are nebulous, he has hinted at the aspect of a monarchy, a strong immigration policy, a utopia and how his party will be an independent.

As Quoted by Goatboy35, "Better dead than SPQR"

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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