Scottish Restaurant

If I eat at the Scottish Restaurant again, I'll get McSick!
by evildave August 20, 2011
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trump voter

This is the new 'politically correct' replacement for 'retard' that we have all been waiting for!
Yeah, *congratulations*, Trump Voter! You placed second in the Special Olympics!
by evildave March 20, 2017
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zoop

A combination of 'zoom' + 'swoop', or performing some ambiguous animation sequence within a user interface to switch from one mode to another.
When he clicks on that, zoop in the other interface.
by evildave September 26, 2012
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McStuff

The legendary goop from which all McDonald's menu items are derived. Chilled and pooped out of machine into a cup, it's a shake. Baked in an oven, it's a bun. Grilled, it's a burger. Molded different ways and fried, it's french fries, chicken nuggets, onion rings, etc.

Generally anything that comes from a McDonald's restaurant.

Also anything that's cheap, abundant, undesirable and valueless.
The McStuff... it is... ALIVE!
by evildave August 26, 2010
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Jim Henson's Disease

Any illness which the sufferer elects to ignore, because they're too busy with work and/or too shy to bother other people about trivialities like their own rapidly deteriorating health.

Jim Henson famously died of pneumonia, but not wanting to be a 'bother' to hospital people, delayed going until it was too late.
Go home and rest. We don't need anyone dying of Jim Henson's Disease here!
by evildave January 23, 2011
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Starbucks Crack Baby

People, usually very young, who MUST have Starbucks (or similar sugary, caffeine-loaded McStuff) at least every day. Typically very brand-aware. Similar beverages from the 'wrong' brand just won't do.
Hold on, we gotta stop here. She's a Starbucks crack baby, and she'll kill us all if she doesn't get her fix this morning.
by evildave August 26, 2010
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Wowser

A religious freak. Typically the sort that wants to ban fun in all forms.
Wacky web witnessing wowsers were warring with whoopee wherever we went.
by evildave September 01, 2009
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