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trump voter
trump voter by evildave March 20, 2017
Scottish Restaurant
Scottish Restaurant by evildave August 20, 2011
Jim Henson's Disease
Any illness which the sufferer elects to ignore, because they're too busy with work and/or too shy to bother other people about trivialities like their own rapidly deteriorating health.
Jim Henson famously died of pneumonia, but not wanting to be a 'bother' to hospital people, delayed going until it was too late.
Jim Henson famously died of pneumonia, but not wanting to be a 'bother' to hospital people, delayed going until it was too late.
Jim Henson's Disease by evildave January 23, 2011
Starbucks Crack Baby
People, usually very young, who MUST have Starbucks (or similar sugary, caffeine-loaded McStuff) at least every day. Typically very brand-aware. Similar beverages from the 'wrong' brand just won't do.
Hold on, we gotta stop here. She's a Starbucks crack baby, and she'll kill us all if she doesn't get her fix this morning.
Starbucks Crack Baby by evildave August 26, 2010
McStuff
The legendary goop from which all McDonald's menu items are derived. Chilled and pooped out of machine into a cup, it's a shake. Baked in an oven, it's a bun. Grilled, it's a burger. Molded different ways and fried, it's french fries, chicken nuggets, onion rings, etc.
Generally anything that comes from a McDonald's restaurant.
Also anything that's cheap, abundant, undesirable and valueless.
Generally anything that comes from a McDonald's restaurant.
Also anything that's cheap, abundant, undesirable and valueless.
The McStuff... it is... ALIVE!