goalz 

What a girl says to a guy meaning "we are what all couples strive to be." Unless she is saying it to a friend, then he is friendzones beyond belief! Poor guy.

"We are so goalz! Everyone is so jealous of us!"

goalz by DitMoi April 4, 2016

goalz 

An explanation of approval for someone's action. They are achieving the goals to which everyone should aspire.

"That bolognese you cooked was sick! Mum goalz!"

goalz by Londonah October 13, 2016

goal horn 

when a hockey player scores a goal in that player's home arena, instantaneously lighting the red lamp thus triggering a horn similar to the likes of a the horn from a train. the goal horn brings about an ecstatic reaction from the crowd and is best accompanied by the "hey song"

The Calgary Flames goal horn gives me chills down my spine. I downloaded the MP3 version of the Flames goal horn to my iPod and I listen to it before I play in my deck hockey league.

goal horn by Heshootsandscores February 14, 2010

Matt Lee Goal 

On fifa, the act of shooting with so much power and from such an angle that the keeper palms the ball away, falling right to a team mate to smash into the open goal. Made famous by some kid who repeated this once up to 3 times in one game.

(player 1 smahes ball at keeper and then scores in an open goal)

player 2: That was a Matt Lee goal you f*****g t***!

Matt Lee Goal by fifagod December 5, 2011

No Goal 

a popular phrase in Buffalo after the Sabres lost to the Dallas Stars in game 6 of the Stanley Cup series in 1999. The goal involved Brett Hull's skate in the crease when he scored the series winning goal. Mass protests struck around Buffalo, but the result was upheld. To this this day, the words "No Goal" will always refer to Buffalo.

It was no goal, MAN, I hate Dallas!

No Goal by World Domination February 25, 2005

slip one past the goalie 

verb. To impreagnate a woman; usually occuring during intercourse where some form of contraceptive is used.

Dude, that sucks. I heard you slipped one past the goalie.

slip one past the goalie by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

moving the goalposts

The act of redefining the conditions for victory or completion of a task, either when the original conditions for achieving them were met or whilst the person or group is busy working to achieve the current conditions, in order to prevent them from succeeding. Usually done with malice by a superior or peer looking to exclude or remove people from a group by portraying them as incompetent of not completing the task they keep altering.

When Jake was close to finishing his training, his supervisor who had always hated him started moving the goalposts by claiming that Jake needed four references of work experience instead of two in order to graduate, a condition that nobody else had to meet and with only one day left for the deadline. Jake didn't pass.

moving the goalposts by thejimler May 5, 2015