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Couple Goalzy 

When a couple is just too damn cute
"Wow do you see them? They are so couple goalzy!"
Couple Goalzy by NI G GA R January 15, 2017
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They r so goalzz
goalzz by Bo1245566 May 12, 2016
The legendary cross breed you get when a donkey and a goat have had a few beers and decide to shag
AKA a satanic offering to the world that brings about the destruction of mankind with its enormous Penis
Man, I saw a goatzy yesterday, my ass is still bleeding!
goatzy by AshesAndAces December 18, 2015
What a girl says to a guy meaning "we are what all couples strive to be." Unless she is saying it to a friend, then he is friendzones beyond belief! Poor guy.
"We are so goalz! Everyone is so jealous of us!"
goalz by DitMoi April 4, 2016
An explanation of approval for someone's action. They are achieving the goals to which everyone should aspire.
"That bolognese you cooked was sick! Mum goalz!"
goalz by Londonah October 13, 2016

Pulling his goaly

Getting caught masterbating while being a hockey fan. See getting changed and Canada.
He was caught pulling his goaly