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Something that is goals and gold at the same time.
-Look at her she's so sweet and pretty!
-Yeah omg she's goald!
Goald by ioaaa April 19, 2017
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When a person has a lot of money and you wish you had that much (goals)
" Tommy is Goald "
" ikr ! hes so rich "
Goald by Xenyya June 14, 2016
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Ruse Goldberg 

Ruse Goldberg

A Ruse Goldberg is an elaborate and complicated con. Combination of ruse, meaning an action intended to deceive someone, and Rube Goldberg, meaning ingeniously or unnecessarily complicated in design or construction. A Ruse Goldberg is often a long con.
Ocean's 11 is a heist movie with a Ruse Goldberg plot.
Ruse Goldberg by Montana Luddite February 17, 2019

gold star champion 

An overachiever who has the consistently annoying habit of hijacking any conversation into an advertisement of his or her successes to anyone within ear range so that he or she can get some cheap validation; usually someone who was a top students in elementary school who hoarded the gold star stickers and used them as a (self-defined) standard of superiority
_________ had a habit of steering any fun night at the bar into letting people know about his/her newest top academic scores. She's/He's such a fucking gold star champion.
gold star champion by Icannadoeet February 9, 2013

Harlow Gold 

Platinum Blonde.

Jean Harlow, the original blonde bombshell, started the trend for bleaching hair in the 1930s. Before this it was just prostitutes who dyed their hair blonde. This started off a huge change in hair fashion and by the end of the 1930s pretty much every Hollywood star had blonde hair.
"her hair is harlow gold, her lips a sweet surprise.."
Harlow Gold by _shadeisforlamps November 3, 2016

goal horn 

when a hockey player scores a goal in that player's home arena, instantaneously lighting the red lamp thus triggering a horn similar to the likes of a the horn from a train. the goal horn brings about an ecstatic reaction from the crowd and is best accompanied by the "hey song"
The Calgary Flames goal horn gives me chills down my spine. I downloaded the MP3 version of the Flames goal horn to my iPod and I listen to it before I play in my deck hockey league.
goal horn by Heshootsandscores February 14, 2010

gold glitter 

What Louis Tomlinson surprises Harry Styles with when he forgot his birthday in the amazing fanfic called Unbelievers. You should read it if you haven't!!!!!!
Person 1: Omg my mom put gold glitter on my cake this morning.
Person 2: This is giving me Unbelievers vibes!
Person 1: What is Unbelievers?
Person 2: One of the best Larry fanfics ever!!!! You have to read it!!!
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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