Gluze

When someone is acting self-centered. It’s a “self glaze” or a gluze!

“Nolan keeps gluzing about how well he did on the test” “Bro quit the gluze you are not that good” “I need to stop gluzing”

by gluze May 14, 2025

Boot Glazer

Boot Glazer is one who glazes a womans boots after orgasm.

The Boot Glazer hasnt had a girl friend in a year and a half. Just happen to see a pair of his old girl friends boots in his bed when I used the bath room. Those boots must have gotten a good glazing last night.

by Vinylist November 24, 2014

Glazer

a dick rider

get off my dick u Glazer

by numbaninejeans May 30, 2022

Carbona Not Glue

A song that caused my name on this site, dude.

Carbona not glue, 1,2,3,4

by Carbona Ramone April 21, 2021

glazed turd

A glazed turd occurs when you take a shit, then jerk off and blow your load on your turd

Bro the other day i was jerking off and i when i busted i noticed i had made a glazed turd

by ChaseM5 June 30, 2015

Hot glue

A type of fetishistic act in which a man orgasms onto a figurine, such as of an anime or video game character. The result is the figurine appearing to be covered in "hot glue".

Guy A: Hey, did you see that new figurine of Tharja from Fire Emblem?
Guy B: Yeah, I bet there's going to be a lot of hot glue for it.

by Shadowtooth June 29, 2013

wizard of gauze

A boastful braggart whose self serving grift and conflicting lies are obvious to some people and yet others want to believe the con so badly or fear the con artist so much that they ignore, even dispute, the observable facts.

The wizard of gauze announced again today how lucky we are to benefit from his many listed achievements and how well he has handled the current disaster which surprised everyone and for which he is not responsible.

by whimzcal March 26, 2020