The Boot Glazer hasnt had a girl friend in a year and a half. Just happen to see a pair of his old girl friends boots in his bed when I used the bath room. Those boots must have gotten a good glazing last night.
A type of fetishistic act in which a man orgasms onto a figurine, such as of an anime or video game character. The result is the figurine appearing to be covered in "hot glue".
Guy A: Hey, did you see that new figurine of Tharja from Fire Emblem?
Guy B: Yeah, I bet there's going to be a lot of hot glue for it.
A boastful braggart whose self serving grift and conflicting lies are obvious to some people and yet others want to believe the con so badly or fear the con artist so much that they ignore, even dispute, the observable facts.
The wizard of gauze announced again today how lucky we are to benefit from his many listed achievements and how well he has handled the current disaster which surprised everyone and for which he is not responsible.