Gluetard

A person who sniffs super glue out of a paper bag, to get high, usually ending in death and severe brain damage, or worse.

WTF Bro, When in the hell did you become a Gluetard bro! Don't you know how dangerous that shit is? You are a complete moron!

or

His obituary was nice shame he was such a dumb gluetard, i feel bad for his family. yeah i heard his mom found him dead in his bedroom with the paper bag still in his hands.

Gluetard by allley October 2, 2012

Gleetard 

Someone who bums over Glee. Who can't get enough, need more!! Raaaa.

" Glee's on now " " OMG, i think i'm going to cum. I LOVE Glee " " Your such a Gleetard " " Woo "

Gleetard by Lauryn.Sparkles February 11, 2010

glutard 

One who does not possess the enzymes necessary to digest gluten, a main ingredient in wheat products. One who is "glutarded" must only eat gluten-free foods, such as water, tofu, and air.

"Hey, do you want some pasta for dinner?"
"No, sorry, I'm a glutard."
"...what does that mean?"
"It means... I'm glutarded."
"Oh. Okay."

glutard by beardy51188 September 17, 2008

glutard 

One who often and aggressively expresses their opinion about gluten but knows almost nothing about it.

A Glutard will not know:
- What gluten actually is.
- That gluten free food is more processed than their gluten counterparts because the wheat gluten must be extracted.
- What current science says about real gluten intolerance (Celiac disease).
- How gluten intolerance occurs (such as believing that you can breath gluten in like asbestos or absorb gluten through the skin and hair)

A Glutard will speak absolute lies, such as:
- gluten is a"chemical additive" put there by "the food industry."
- gluten free food is more "natural."
- gluten causes cancer.
- gluten causes illness X or making us all sick/dumb/obedient, etc.
- Will mix/match/interchange gluten with various substances which aren't gluten (such as Monosodium glutamate, known as MSG)

A Glutard's opinion of the negative effects of gluten also extend beyond diet alone. Their "knowledge" of gluten is made up of complete lies and/or marketing information from labelled gluten free food products.

True example:

Person 1: "So, what are the advantages of gluten free soap? I thought gluten only affected your diet?"

Glutard: "It's been proven that soap releases gluten fibers which you can breath in and make you sick. This is why you sometimes feel out of breath after a shower."

The guy at the health food counter at whole foods is a glutard, he told me that eating gluten causes brain abnormalities in laboratory rats.

glutard by SearchFHG November 13, 2014

gleetard 

A term to describe idiots that are obsessed with the show 'Glee'

She would be here having fun but instead decided to stay home and be a gleetard.

gleetard by bucknkd December 28, 2009

Gleetard 

A Gleetard is one who is incredibly obsessed with the show Glee.

Dude I'm such a Gleetard, I can't stop obsessing over Glee.

Gleetard by ChesterRyan October 16, 2009

Gleetard 

For all the people who talk nonstop about the show "Glee".

"I can't believe you watch that show, you are such a gleetard!"

Gleetard by MattNY12 October 7, 2009