Glucozade 

A rip-off drink of Lucozade.

I went to the shop to buy some Glucozade.

Glucozade by Professor Poofensetin June 25, 2008

glucozade 

an energy drink which is mostly made of glucose and sugar.

You are an retard for drinking glucozade! Now you are going to get type 2 diabetes.

glucozade by glucozade February 11, 2022

Lucozade 

A drink very very very high in sugar.

Wow! I'm hyper now, after all that Lucozade!

Lucozade by |Georgie| June 26, 2005

lucozade 

Cockney rhyming slang for 'spade', as in darkie, coon etc.

That lucozade's going down for a long time

lucozade by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003

Lucozade 

A legendary drink only to be consumed by the most powerful of people (Ahmed). It is said the very glucose in this drink can enhance your abilities far beyond any human capabilities. If you ever lay your hands on this drink, you must pray to the Somali King for acceptance as he will bestow judgement to proceed with the ritual. Be aware that when you drink this holy beverage, your eyes will glow and you will see the past Somalian kings.

Ahmed: Hey im gonna try some Lucozade
Friend: No! Don't! You wont be able to control our blood sugar!
Ahmed: I'm sorry but if i must save the world then i must go all out.

Lucozade by TheMemeDealer January 4, 2020

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lucozade by abdi November 23, 2004

Trucker's Lucozade 

Lucozade bottle filled with urine from a 20 stone trucker caught short between Little Chefs

Next time you are stuck in a jam on the M6 at Stoke, look right to the central reservation & observe all of the discarded Trucker's Lucozade bottles.

Trucker's Lucozade by Jonny Mc. January 29, 2009