A legendary drink only to be consumed by the most powerful of people (Ahmed). It is said the very glucose in this drink can enhance your abilities far beyond any human capabilities. If you ever lay your hands on this drink, you must pray to the Somali King for acceptance as he will bestow judgement to proceed with the ritual. Be aware that when you drink this holy beverage, your eyes will glow and you will see the past Somalian kings.
Ahmed: Hey im gonna try some Lucozade
Friend: No! Don't! You wont be able to control our blood sugar!
Ahmed: I'm sorry but if i must save the world then i must go all out.
This is a drink that not only tastes like metallic static you see on old school tv’s, it is also the choice drink of the common paedophile. One might use the term to describe a paedophile.
Normal person: look at that lucozade original over there.
Paedophile: *noncing a small child while drinking lucozade original*
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!