A legendary drink only to be consumed by the most powerful of people (Ahmed). It is said the very glucose in this drink can enhance your abilities far beyond any human capabilities. If you ever lay your hands on this drink, you must pray to the Somali King for acceptance as he will bestow judgement to proceed with the ritual. Be aware that when you drink this holy beverage, your eyes will glow and you will see the past Somalian kings.

Ahmed: Hey im gonna try some Lucozade
Friend: No! Don't! You wont be able to control our blood sugar!
Ahmed: I'm sorry but if i must save the world then i must go all out.

Lucozade by TheMemeDealer January 4, 2020

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lucozade

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lucozade by abdi November 23, 2004

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Lucozade original

This is a drink that not only tastes like metallic static you see on old school tv’s, it is also the choice drink of the common paedophile. One might use the term to describe a paedophile.

Normal person: look at that lucozade original over there.
Paedophile: *noncing a small child while drinking lucozade original*

Lucozade original by swagginjibber April 6, 2020

Trucker's Lucozade

Lucozade bottle filled with urine from a 20 stone trucker caught short between Little Chefs

Next time you are stuck in a jam on the M6 at Stoke, look right to the central reservation & observe all of the discarded Trucker's Lucozade bottles.

Trucker's Lucozade by Jonny Mc. January 29, 2009

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national lucozade day

national lucozade day is on the 27th of august. this is the day were we celebrate the drink - lucozade. you can celebrate this by getting a lucozade.

“Did you know it’s national lucozade day today?”
“Really?”
“Yes!”

national lucozade day by k4yla June 27, 2022

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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