Lucozade 

A drink very very very high in sugar.

Wow! I'm hyper now, after all that Lucozade!

Lucozade by |Georgie| June 26, 2005

lucozade 

Cockney rhyming slang for 'spade', as in darkie, coon etc.

That lucozade's going down for a long time

lucozade by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003

Lucozade 

A legendary drink only to be consumed by the most powerful of people (Ahmed). It is said the very glucose in this drink can enhance your abilities far beyond any human capabilities. If you ever lay your hands on this drink, you must pray to the Somali King for acceptance as he will bestow judgement to proceed with the ritual. Be aware that when you drink this holy beverage, your eyes will glow and you will see the past Somalian kings.

Ahmed: Hey im gonna try some Lucozade
Friend: No! Don't! You wont be able to control our blood sugar!
Ahmed: I'm sorry but if i must save the world then i must go all out.

Lucozade by TheMemeDealer January 4, 2020

lucozade 

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lucozade by abdi November 23, 2004

Lucozade original 

This is a drink that not only tastes like metallic static you see on old school tv’s, it is also the choice drink of the common paedophile. One might use the term to describe a paedophile.

Normal person: look at that lucozade original over there.
Paedophile: *noncing a small child while drinking lucozade original*

Lucozade original by swagginjibber April 6, 2020

Trucker's Lucozade 

Lucozade bottle filled with urine from a 20 stone trucker caught short between Little Chefs

Next time you are stuck in a jam on the M6 at Stoke, look right to the central reservation & observe all of the discarded Trucker's Lucozade bottles.

Trucker's Lucozade by Jonny Mc. January 29, 2009

national lucozade day

national lucozade day is on the 27th of august. this is the day were we celebrate the drink - lucozade. you can celebrate this by getting a lucozade.

“Did you know it’s national lucozade day today?”
“Really?”
“Yes!”

national lucozade day by k4yla June 27, 2022