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When you Cum a silver slimy substance that tastes like bacon
I totally made a huge glot today. You think I should get that checked out?
Glot by iRinny January 20, 2009
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gloth • Glot • Glotrop • Glottis • glot'al • Glotch • Glothes • glothing • Glotto • glotactics
a crusty substance that collects on the foreskin of ones unsircomsized penis
dude, your cock gots lotta glot
Glot by Dude Dan January 16, 2003
Sarah: Tyler just ghosted me
...
Me: GLOT baby
GLOT by SAMYSAMYOYE21 January 21, 2021
A preposterous amount of semen.

Also can be described with a similar size or consistency of snot.
"Gabe wipes a glot of cum on his friends shirt, he refuses to apologize"
Glot by fuckburger9000 December 31, 2022
The correct way to pronounce "glottal" is with a glottal stop. That way it's practically onomatopoeia.
A: "What's a glot'al stop, anyway?"
B: "You just made one."
glot'al by canonlibel February 17, 2010

Parkin Glot 

A special type of well actually man that you find teaching English in SEA countries. This person cannot discern whether a word is compound or made up of two separate words despite having obtained an undergrad degree. His interests are typically very generic in taste such as anime, bukowski, and canned beer. His past times include smoking malboro reds, blogging on blogger or wordpress, and walking around walmart at 3am with his friends.
Have you made any friends at the school you're teaching at? Naw the other teacher is a Parkin Glot.
Parkin Glot by osuiqueue January 9, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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