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Classified 

The act of not telling someone about something because its not their information to know
Jim: ...so you change the E to an O
Tom (the nosy kunt): what are you talking about
Jim: Nothing
Tom: I heard you say something
Jim: well its classified
Tom: Ok, anyway did you fuck my girlfriend?
Jim: No, but I smashed this hot chick elloe
Classified by Lorf1243 July 6, 2018

glarified 

To have many people glare at a person and that person becomes embarrassed.
They glarified a kid so hard he peed his pants
glarified by CorneliusXDDDDDD December 14, 2017

G14 classified 

A made up word used in a movie called 'Rush Hour' to make fun of a character played by Chris Tucker. G14 classified doesn't mean anything in real life but was made up on the spot in the 'Rush Hour' movie.
FBI Agent Adams: "Well, Carter, your particular assignment
is considered G14 classified."

FBI Agent 2:"G14 classified. That's good."

Detective Carter (played by Chris Tucker):"Y'all think this is real funny. Give Carter the big G14 classified case. I cannot believe this shit! First, I get a bullshit assignment,
now, Mr. Rice-a-Roni..."
G14 classified by Crisis_60 October 7, 2006

goatsified 

To have your butthole stretched open at least 6" in diameter.
That fool was goatsified.
goatsified by vectus October 27, 2003

Classified 

*This information is classified*
Sorry to say but this information is also classified
Classified by Böì November 23, 2020

G14 classified 

An item that is extremely secret and will be killed immediatly if leaked to someone.
I'm sorry I can't tell you, its G14 Classified
G14 classified by john campbell November 22, 2004