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When you clean cum out of someone's pubic hair with your teeth.
After sex cleanup can get a bit messy, but my friend Sally introduced me to the fine art of glormpin' yesterday. Works like a charm.
Glormp by Steppen von Gerkendietz February 13, 2021
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Glormp by Glormp December 13, 2022
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v, to glomp
NOT sexual, it is the action of one person lovingly (and dramatically) attacking another with a hug.
A glomp is often preadatory and lies somewhere in the grey area between a caring embrace, and a flying leap to tackle someone.
The term is used extesively in anime culture, as well as online in text form (anime because many anime characters do this often, and online because it is short and descriptive).
real life:
A runs at B as if to bowl her over, but instead picks up B and spins her around while squeezing her tightly.

online:
-*glomp!*
=hi!.. *squeek!* cant breathe ^-^
-*loosens grip*
Glomp by Angelknight dotorg February 18, 2003
Word of the Day on December 20, 2024
A fat, sweaty, munted guy who resembles the fictional Willy Wonka character Augustus Gloop.
“Last night at the club some fat, sweaty munted fuck would not stop following me around !!”

“Same! He was such a gloomp”
Gloomp by Gwoosta April 15, 2020
A hug in the manner of a small child, similar to a bearhug but often including one or both legs as well as arms. Also a hug in which the hugger jumps and catches the victim by surprise or off-guard. Occasionally referred to as a cross between a running tackle and a bearhug.
A charges at B while B is unaware and body-slams them spread-eagle and latches onto them with all four limbs! B screams in surprise and gasps for air. Realizing it was not an attack, B hugs A back. :3

>>>what A did would be considered a "Glomp"<<<
Glomp by Kurau Sky August 6, 2009
v. Glomp is a way of hugging someone hard sometimes nearly crushing them. The act of hugging violently/ pouncing on a unsuspecting victim. This turn is often used in anime and manga becuase most people don't actually attack people when giving hugs....most people. Look up Glomp.
I knew the glomping was coming when I saw her running toward me.
glomping by natalia gomez February 11, 2008
A tackle-hug where one person charges another and jumps on them while wrapping the person in a hug.
Unsuspecting victim: Lalala, I'm completely unaware of my surroundings!
Glomper: *Charges to victim and jumps on him, hugging him in the process*
Victim: *falls to the floor*
Glomp by Leah Klg November 23, 2013
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