glophia 

an introverted extrovert who sits behind a phone half her life and writes irrelavent indirects if someone's bothering her bc she's too shy to go up to them in person. she also makes raps & likes unique music so if u have a problem with that, eat a snickers. is very picky of her friends, don't treat her likes she's extra.

"Wow that glophia issa awko taco"

glophia by glophiagliatsos August 26, 2017

glophigus

The act of pooping on a sidewalk

Johnny, did you hear that Ron likes to glophigus

glophigus by Podsy May 22, 2020

Glophing 

(v) the act of using a spoon to scrape the dead skin off of your balls and then putting it on a ritz cracker and eating it

I just can't stop glophing, I don't shower for weeks to build the skin up! Really brings out the sour flavors.

Glophing by ifeedfenttohobosonmainstreetni January 13, 2025