Glookhead

When someone is being so scared and nervous about something that its embarrassing or funny to see for yourself. Can be shortened to glooker or glook.

Seth was so scared to eat his vegetables today. What a glookhead!

by hidin April 24, 2024

Globehead

Term predominantly used by Flat Earthers, to denote a believer in a globe shaped earth, or an oblate spheroid, as opposed to a flat motionless plane.

Often used in a defamatory context.

See Baller

Flat Earther: Globeheads, they are religious zealots with no concept of the scientific method, going to university to learn that the universe is real, without doing the research to check it out.

Globehead: Gravity is real, they have detected gravity waves, you clearly have no concept of reality.

Flat Earther: Did you learn that from someone in a position of authority, or did you do your own empirical research to come to that conclusion, good little Globehead, remember to never question your beliefs.

by Cultural State Evolution September 20, 2016

Dr. Goodhead

Dr. Goodhead - a person who gives particularly good felatio.

Jann is a Dr. Goodhead;she sucked me so well that when she was done, I couldn't even walk out of the car.

by TooSick4U November 3, 2007

Goodheadsucker

A very good cocksucker who knows how to give a very good blowjob deep down the throat.

The Cocksucker is a "Goodheadsucker".

by Goodheadsucker January 6, 2010

Goonhead

someone who has an unruly obsession with the 80's teen flick, The Goonies.

Zeke: Is Jason hangin' with us tonite?

Tim: NAw you know him, hes goin with his Friday night tradition and watching that movie the Goonies.

Zeke: Oh what a shame, that kid is such a goonhead

by LokiHavok April 28, 2006

Goonhead

Something my mother made up for her own personal stupid insults.

Craig, you are a goonhead!

by Craig Fletcher May 1, 2004

Globehead

A name created by people who do not know how the world works to shame people who do. The world was created by Flat Earthers in an effort to get more people to believe the ridiculous claim that Earth is a flat solitary plane. Globeheads are the ones who know Earth is round. The name is meant to signify that they think the earth is a globe because they've been hypnotized by the media and the idea is fried in their head.

Flat Earther: If the earth was a ball, then planes would have to nosedive to navigate it!

Globehead: Gravity.

Flat Earther: Gravity doesn't exist. You're stupid. You're just a Globehead who has been hypnotized by the media. Wake up. Research FLAT EARTH!

by Mister. E April 14, 2017