Globehead 

Term predominantly used by Flat Earthers, to denote a believer in a globe shaped earth, or an oblate spheroid, as opposed to a flat motionless plane.

Often used in a defamatory context.

See Baller

Flat Earther: Globeheads, they are religious zealots with no concept of the scientific method, going to university to learn that the universe is real, without doing the research to check it out.

Globehead: Gravity is real, they have detected gravity waves, you clearly have no concept of reality.

Flat Earther: Did you learn that from someone in a position of authority, or did you do your own empirical research to come to that conclusion, good little Globehead, remember to never question your beliefs.

Globehead by Cultural State Evolution September 20, 2016

Globehead 

A name created by people who do not know how the world works to shame people who do. The world was created by Flat Earthers in an effort to get more people to believe the ridiculous claim that Earth is a flat solitary plane. Globeheads are the ones who know Earth is round. The name is meant to signify that they think the earth is a globe because they've been hypnotized by the media and the idea is fried in their head.

Flat Earther: If the earth was a ball, then planes would have to nosedive to navigate it!

Globehead: Gravity.

Flat Earther: Gravity doesn't exist. You're stupid. You're just a Globehead who has been hypnotized by the media. Wake up. Research FLAT EARTH!

Globehead by Mister. E April 14, 2017

Goobahead

a person whose intellectual capacity seems somewhat misaligned to that required for the task they are supposed to be performing.

It wasn't us, it was a result of the Goobaheads which were supposed to be doing the job correctly in the first place.

Goobahead by surrounded by idots May 23, 2019

gooberhead 

a person whose brain is the size of a peanut, which is also called a goober, or goober pea, in the Southern United States

"That guy is such a gooberhead, he filled out his tax return with a crayon."

gooberhead by Dennis Johnson March 22, 2007

globe-head 

A term, often used pejoratively by flat-earthers, to describe a worldly, liberal-minded person who believes in basic scientific facts, especially the fact that our planet has a spherical shape, which was established by Ancient Greek astronomers more than 2,000 years ago.

"Bill Nye is such a globe-head!"

"So I woke up to my wife of 13 years telling me she can't respect me anymore for my flat-earth views. I wasn't sharing flat-earth views on my Facebook wall or sharing my ideas with any of our globe-headed friends, so I thought I was OK. But, no, she entered my Facebook and seen sic me commenting and sharing in this group. I guess it's not OK to have any independent thoughts, and I can no longer follow the subject for fear of losing my family."

globe-head by Alma Gest July 30, 2017

goozehead 

Someone who has.

1. A gay head
2. Someone who wishes to fart on someones head.
3. Someone who head smells like fart.

Goozehead comes from the 2 words of Gooze & Head.
Gooze meaning fart, etc etc.

1. Wow, look at that guy's goozehead
2. I'd love to be a goozehead.
3 Eww, did someone just gooze? Or is he a goozehead?

goozehead by Gooze July 1, 2008

Goosehead 

Person or People who constantly chat shit, or talk off topic , i.e quack quack quack!

Man: Blah, Blah, Blah (or some shit)
Me: That bloke is a Goosehead!

Goosehead by Coley/Wilkesy March 6, 2020