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globzhead

A derivative of “knobhead” used mainly by or towards “aliens”. In the latter use of the word, it is largely considered a derogatory slur towards said alien.
you’re being a right globzhead!!
by marshalleriksen December 18, 2024
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Globehead

Term predominantly used by Flat Earthers, to denote a believer in a globe shaped earth, or an oblate spheroid, as opposed to a flat motionless plane.

Often used in a defamatory context.

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Flat Earther: Globeheads, they are religious zealots with no concept of the scientific method, going to university to learn that the universe is real, without doing the research to check it out.

Globehead: Gravity is real, they have detected gravity waves, you clearly have no concept of reality.

Flat Earther: Did you learn that from someone in a position of authority, or did you do your own empirical research to come to that conclusion, good little Globehead, remember to never question your beliefs.
by Cultural State Evolution September 20, 2016
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Goobahead

a person whose intellectual capacity seems somewhat misaligned to that required for the task they are supposed to be performing.
It wasn't us, it was a result of the Goobaheads which were supposed to be doing the job correctly in the first place.
by surrounded by idots May 23, 2019
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Globehead

A name created by people who do not know how the world works to shame people who do. The world was created by Flat Earthers in an effort to get more people to believe the ridiculous claim that Earth is a flat solitary plane. Globeheads are the ones who know Earth is round. The name is meant to signify that they think the earth is a globe because they've been hypnotized by the media and the idea is fried in their head.
Flat Earther: If the earth was a ball, then planes would have to nosedive to navigate it!

Globehead: Gravity.

Flat Earther: Gravity doesn't exist. You're stupid. You're just a Globehead who has been hypnotized by the media. Wake up. Research FLAT EARTH!
by Mister. E April 14, 2017
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goobahead

A person who acts the fool or does somthing stupid or funny.
"hey man don`t batter and deep-fry ya own finger ya big goobahead!"
by rav February 25, 2004
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glubhead

Noah is a glubhead and he likes girls
by LaserzoneTheGimp September 26, 2017
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Gobhead

A loud-mouthed person, usually of low intelligence.
Allan: How long have you had the car?
Caller: Well, it's 1964.
Allan: Well what do you expect, for crying out loud? 24 years and they're gonna keep making the paint?! Don't talk crap! Go away, ya gobhead, 24 piggin' years?!
by LordSavage1997 June 11, 2021
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