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1.A slang description of an individual who acts retarded without having any of the common symptoms or defects of a true retarded person. Also can be refered to as a windowlicker refering to the shortbus where retards lick the windows.
2. A slang description of an individual that suffers from retardation.
1.That guy got so drunk he crapped himself! What a Goohead!
2.Today I saw the shortbus go by with a bunch of Gooheads inside licking the windows.
goohead by Shortbu90 December 14, 2011

Godhead's Lament 

The best song ever. From the Opeth album "Still Life", released in 1999.
I was listening to Godhead's Lament the other day and I had an orgasm.
Godhead's Lament by GoldZero May 30, 2004

geoheadie 

A person or thing that is one with the universe's eternal energy. Geoheadie people understand the most complex ideas about life and the circle of energy. Geoheadie's are the highest form of headie beings. Geoheadie's live by PLUR.

Geoheadie things consist mainly of earthly ideas with sometimes a focus on geometric shapes. Orignaly used to describe objects seen after smoking dimethyltryptamine (DMT). Now more common uses describe blown glass, a persons style, a piece of clothing, or anything that is associated with peace, love, unity and/or respect.
"Dude, your new bong is sooooooooo geoheadie."

"Lorin, the bassnectar dude, is way to geoheadie for his own good!"

(while on several doses of LSD) "The lights! Geooooheadie!"
geoheadie by cpham May 18, 2011

total fucking godhead 

Phrase associated with the grunge subculture. Used to describe a concert and/or drug experience for which other superlatives will not suffice. Originally coined by Sub Pop founder Bruce Pavitt to describe Soundgarden, later the title of a Nirvana bootleg.
"So after you smoked hashish, you saw the Melvins live. How was that?"

"Total fucking godhead."
total fucking godhead by Dan Arreaga September 4, 2008

Dr. Goodhead 

Dr. Goodhead - a person who gives particularly good felatio.
Jann is a Dr. Goodhead;she sucked me so well that when she was done, I couldn't even walk out of the car.
Dr. Goodhead by TooSick4U November 3, 2007

Goodheadsucker 

A very good cocksucker who knows how to give a very good blowjob deep down the throat.
The Cocksucker is a "Goodheadsucker".
Goodheadsucker by Goodheadsucker January 6, 2010
Oral sex rendered so exquisitely that the recipient soars headlong into a state of union with the divine ineffable.
The way you do me, it's beyond good head. It's *godhead*.
godhead by jamchugger January 10, 2014
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