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Glomming

(Colloquially pronounced "glommin'") The act of making out in a particularly slobbery and intense manner; i.e. groping passionately while smacking lips together at a relatively high volume. It was derived from "glossy"- as in "lip gloss"- because both invoke a feeling of sticky, gooeyness that, as a third person observer, looks gross.
Person A: Oh ew! Gross!
Person B: What?
Person A: Veronica and Mark are glomming it up pretty hard over at the lunch tables! She's practically on top of him!
by MADLawlz January 6, 2012
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Glomming

Glomming: present tense, verb: the act of sitting around, usually not speaking, either watching television, typically movies or sports, or playing any sort of video game, typically sports and shooters. Often accompanied, and most certainly encouraged, by packing a lip.

Glom: future tense, verb: The preconceived idea of "glomming".
"What are you guys doing today."
"Gunna be glomming real hard, probably watch some football."
"Word, I'll be there."

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"School blew dick, can't wait to get home and glom."
"Same, Ms. Peterson's tits got me thru the day though."
by Steve Lusby November 12, 2011
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glomming

A practice commonly used at the California Institute of Technology (Caltech) by men desiring female companionship. Due to the lopsided demographics (75% men, 25% women), one finds a dearth of women at Caltech. Thus, several men tend to court a woman at once. So, glomming refers to the practice of several men hooking onto (not literally) to one woman.
At a dance, one can find several men dancing with one woman. They are glomming her. Or, one might find several men walking to class with one woman. These men are glomming.
by Techer... December 26, 2006
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glom

v.t. - to cling with sudden suction
"She glommed on to him like a duck on a june bug."
by pattygoat February 24, 2004
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glom on

A random person who suddenly attaches themselves to you or your group of friends.
by Why is this not a word yet? September 25, 2017
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glom

verb
- Astronomers often use "glom" instead of using the longer and more unwieldy conglomerate.
- to gather into a ball or rounded mass.
- to collect or cluster together.
Materials in orbit of a star can glom together to form a planet.
by Maev October 2, 2007
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A Glom

Someone with sticky hands. Known to put his hand on things that don’t belong to him.
I don’t trust Sal around my things, he’s not a thief but he’s a Glom.
by AHCOH January 10, 2020
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