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Glockmonger 

Totally badass gun nut with an affection for, you guessed it: glocks. Tends to be reserved - the "speak softly and carry a big stick" type of guy, but not afraid to put someone in their place, should the occasion call for it. While rough around the edges, ladies are pleasantly surprised to find a heart of gold underneath that tough exterior... not to mention the big barrel he's packin' (!).
I was shootin' off my mouth last night, and that glockmonger shut me down!

Went to the range with that glockmonger lastnight, and he showed me the definition of a good time.
Glockmonger by Shero February 3, 2010

glocktopus 

Picture an octopus holding guns (glocks) with its tentacles. That is the literal definition of a glocktopus. The word can also be interpreted to mean a badass motherfucker.
Did you see that dude pound an entire bottle of whiskey. He's a fucking glocktopus.
glocktopus by glocktopus July 11, 2006

Glockdown 

At around day 20 of the lockdown, when the pistols come out.
It was a total glockdown of the city.
Glockdown by Vatu April 28, 2020

glockdown 

to take glocks (usually two) and run, dive, and shoot with them, killing as many agents or whatever as you possibly can.
1. run 2. dive 3. shoot. 4. look at the slain 5. laugh like a little girl at a tea party

glocktor 

A doctor that cures with a glock.
We need to put this man out of his misery. Someone call a glocktor!
glocktor by glocktor April 19, 2022

Glocktober 

Glocktober, when October didn’t have enough guns and shooting already.
Glocktober
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