Glock'n
Glock'n by Wayne Travis Sharp February 16, 2009
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Glock 'n' spiel
Not to be confused with the old-fashioned xylophone-like instrument, this term refers to Madea's lengthy "gettin'-getter-got" monologue to Dr. Phil. in which she says she'll "get my Glock" if "the gotters get me".
Dr. Phil totally didn't know how to handle Madea after her rambling "Glock 'n' spiel", and so he told her retinue that they'd have to "get someone else to treat her --- I'm done".
Glock 'n' spiel by QuacksO January 15, 2020
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glock n shock
The act of making a gun with both hands and then proceeding to stick said guns into a woman's vaginal/anal openings. Act is generally meant to be a shock to the woman.
glock n shock by Kamen December 14, 2008
glock n shock
The act of making a gun with both hands and then proceeding to stick said guns into a woman's vaginal/anal openings. Act is generally meant to be a shock to the woman.
glock n shock by Kamen Headquarters December 15, 2008
glock nine
gangbanger one:yo dawg this nigga was all up in my grill today.
gangbanger two:i woulda pulled out my glock nine and popped that nigga.
gangbanger two:i woulda pulled out my glock nine and popped that nigga.
glock nine by thecatinaction July 4, 2005
glock nine
A typical happy go lucky cunt that loves free shit, hates cops and also the law.
Known to only use a glock to execute ones step father.
When drunk, no not approach
Known to only use a glock to execute ones step father.
When drunk, no not approach
glock nine by not glock November 22, 2021
Kill a nigga with the glock
When you are last alive in your team and you have just a glock but the enemy have ak 47
Team:Yo hes dead, kick him
You:Yo chill the fuck out I'ma kill this nigga with the glock
You open hacks and press on rage and you do headshot
Team:Nice
You:This is how you kill a nigga with the glock
Team:Yo hes dead, kick him
You:Yo chill the fuck out I'ma kill this nigga with the glock
You open hacks and press on rage and you do headshot
Team:Nice
You:This is how you kill a nigga with the glock
Kill a nigga with the glock by SwagOutChris666 September 9, 2019
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