Globophobia
Globophobia by Mimi BB August 29, 2011
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Globophobia
Clown: Hi little one do you want a balloon?
The clown shows a balloon and the kid runs away.
Man: I hate balloons. I run away screaming everytime I see one.
person: Why?
Man: Oh I have Globophobia.
The clown shows a balloon and the kid runs away.
Man: I hate balloons. I run away screaming everytime I see one.
person: Why?
Man: Oh I have Globophobia.
Globophobia by UrbanBrokenDragon July 6, 2011
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Globophobia
By far the stupidest and most pathetic fear in all the lands. (The fear of balloons and/or the popping of ballons)
I brought a handful of balloons to Jill's birthday party and she ran screaming. Her mother later told me she has globophobia.
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Globophobia by The guy that did that thing November 12, 2014
gnomophobia
Person 1: Hey look, it's a garden gnome!
Person 2: OH MY GOD GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!
Person 1: Well someone has a bad case of gnomophobia...
Person 2: OH MY GOD GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!
Person 1: Well someone has a bad case of gnomophobia...
gnomophobia by Richard The Gnome.... Shhhh!!! February 6, 2010
glossophobia
The only way I could get over my glossophobia was to pretend that the audience was all dressed in chicken outfits.
glossophobia by enigmababy7 October 3, 2006
Glossophobia
A fear of public speaking or performing in front of an audience, more commonly known as stage fright.
Mimi: Meiko, why'd you run away when we were about to do our dance routine?
Meiko: I kind of have glossophobia.
Mimi: Glossiwha?
Meiko: Stage fright.
Meiko: I kind of have glossophobia.
Mimi: Glossiwha?
Meiko: Stage fright.
Glossophobia by SadiShizukoStic May 5, 2017
glowmophobia
The fear of glowsticks, light shows, and any other bright object often found at raves and nightclubs. Usually contracted after many jaded years of noodle wrestling and cuddle puddle jumping.
If Euphoria doesn't stop trying to give me a light show, I'm gonna develop a serious case of glowmophobia and have to call the Glowstalkas to carry his angel-winged embracing, non-drugged ass outta this noodlefest.
glowmophobia by m311b November 2, 2006
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