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A Swiss cartoon character occasionally referred to as Switzerland's Mickey Mouse.
I read a lot of globi books when i was little
Globi by Trixxter February 23, 2022
A swiss cartoon character, vaguely based on the family crest of house Gessler (viewable in the chappel of Kappeln). A blue humanoid bird with a beret and black and red checkered trousers.
Often used as a mild insult
P1: You are a Globi, why didnt you bring the onions from the Migros?
P2: Sorry my bad
Globi by Zeytoun_Akhdar May 2, 2025

globi body 

An overweight person whose fat is distributed in a bulging or otherwise odd fashion.
That globi body probably shouldn't wear that tight outfit!
globi body by Gametophyte November 12, 2015

Glob dang it, Danny!

Reaction to a certain ghost's mischief, usually Danny.
Who took my keys? Glob dang it, Danny!
Glob dang it, Danny! by zimmygirl777 September 3, 2022

Gelatine Globes 

She has gelatine globes that one, I bet her cup runneth over

Global Assault Yeet Squad

The Global Assault Yeet Squad (here on referred to as GAYS) is a low profile group of elite soldiers that will stop at nothing to stop their foes, the BBC (Bolivian Battlement Camp), who work alongside the JIZZ's (Juristrictive Informants of Zulu and Zanzibar). The GAYS work in various scenarios, most of them involving Autism Awareness Centers.
Example 1:

BBC Soldier #1: The Global Assault Yeet Squad is thwarting us!
BBC Soldier #2: We know! They're made up of some of the most elite soldiers in the World!

BBC Soldier #1: And that one autistic soldier has killed more than 100 soldiers in the span of the 3 minutes we've been defending this bridge.
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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