Definitions by Gametophyte

Fascfuck

A combination of fascist and fuck meaning a derogatory and highly offensive insult aimed at discrediting someone or something by associating it with fascism.

paid Internet troll who spends their time insulting proponents of freedom and justice is nothing but a fascfuck!

Fascfuck by Gametophyte October 24, 2025

Qook 

A cross between Q and Kook to indicate the true nature the followers of the shadowy internet character know for pushing ridiculous pedophile conspiracy theories.

The internet is overrun with brain dead Qooks!

Qook by Gametophyte December 6, 2024

twirlybird

The rotating metallic round thing on the roof of buildings that apparently lets the hot air out of the roof.

I put a twirlybird on my garage to let out the hot air in the summer.

twirlybird by Gametophyte June 29, 2024

Handwich

When two or more people place their hands on top of each other in a stack resembling a similar sounding lunch item.

She placed her hand atop mine then I placed my other hand on hers proclaiming "don't take a bite of this handwich".

Handwich by Gametophyte January 6, 2024

photomat 

The act of hitting the brakes suddenly while traversing a parking lot, frequently done as a gesture of anger or frustration, simulating a collision with an imaginary parking lot kiosk.

He got pissed off and pulled a photomat causing me to spill my beverage, because he couldn't find a parking space.

photomat by Gametophyte April 12, 2020

Twack 

The act of masterbation while high on methamphetamine enduring up to 12 hours with the use of pornography. Derived from the words whack meaning masterbation and tweak a synonym for methamphetamine.

He ain't answering his phone because he's been twacking all night long.

Twack by Gametophyte April 12, 2020

globi body 

An overweight person whose fat is distributed in a bulging or otherwise odd fashion.

That globi body probably shouldn't wear that tight outfit!

globi body by Gametophyte November 12, 2015