Gametophyte's definitions

photomat

The act of hitting the brakes suddenly while traversing a parking lot, frequently done as a gesture of anger or frustration, simulating a collision with an imaginary parking lot kiosk.

He got pissed off and pulled a photomat causing me to spill my beverage, because he couldn't find a parking space.

by Gametophyte April 12, 2020

forebinder

A fat or obese person, especially who wears thick lensed glasses.

Man that fat dude is a total forebinder.

by Gametophyte November 12, 2015

Handwich

When two or more people place their hands on top of each other in a stack resembling a similar sounding lunch item.

She placed her hand atop mine then I placed my other hand on hers proclaiming "don't take a bite of this handwich".

by Gametophyte January 6, 2024

twirlybird

The rotating metallic round thing on the roof of buildings that apparently lets the hot air out of the roof.

I put a twirlybird on my garage to let out the hot air in the summer.

by Gametophyte June 29, 2024

Qook

A cross between Q and Kook to indicate the true nature the followers of the shadowy internet character know for pushing ridiculous pedophile conspiracy theories.

The internet is overrun with brain dead Qooks!

by Gametophyte December 6, 2024

globi body

An overweight person whose fat is distributed in a bulging or otherwise odd fashion.

That globi body probably shouldn't wear that tight outfit!

by Gametophyte November 12, 2015

choco bunny

Pieces of dried excrament that cling to buttock hairs. Synonymous with dingleberry.

That dude's got a nasty choco bunny.

by Gametophyte November 12, 2015