5 definitions by Gametophyte

Pieces of dried excrament that cling to buttock hairs. Synonymous with dingleberry.

The act of hitting the brakes suddenly while traversing a parking lot, frequently done as a gesture of anger or frustration, simulating a collision with an imaginary parking lot kiosk.

An overweight person whose fat is distributed in a bulging or otherwise odd fashion.

A fat or obese person, especially who wears thick lensed glasses.

The act of masterbation while high on methamphetamine enduring up to 12 hours with the use of pornography. Derived from the words whack meaning masterbation and tweak a synonym for methamphetamine.