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Gloating about your accomplishment to strangers is like painting a portrait and asking a blind man how it looks... No one cares.
I swear, whoever nicked my Microsoft office package is in big trouble. They have my word.

it told me to include the word (gloating)
by I smell a cunt July 11, 2016
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gloating

Celebrating an accomplishmet.
People thought the football players were gloating too much by dancing in the end zone after a touchdown, when really they were just happy and wanted the fans to have a good time. They weren't doing it to be arrogant towards an opponent or authority/official.
by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021
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Gloating

The emperor/empress was gloating about the loser getting sawn asunder. He/she would eat a meal to celebrate the demise of an enemy, esecially one that was getting cut in half.
by Solid Mantis February 6, 2021
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Gloating

Celebrating an accomplishment.
Some people thought the football players were gloating too much after a touchdown, when really they were just happy and wanted their fans to have a good time if it wasn't already criminal.
by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021
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Gloating Douche bag Rock Climber

A person at your local rock climbing gym who brags and constantly brings up other people's failures and their own small accomplishments in order to make themselves feel better. Brags and makes others feel sorry for even participating in this amazing sport. Most of the time is a male.

The Gloating Douche bag Rock Climber does not brag by choice. He needs to brag in order to sexually arouse himself because he has no confidence in himself unless he his gloating.

Often extremely insecure and rarely gets laid.

Often uses terms like "fag, donkey balls, knob gobbler, scrotum sucker, gay, and homo" to belittle others while simultaneously hinting that they are confused about their own sexuality.
Gloating Douche Bag Rock Climber: Hey I think I'm the BEST in the climbing club out of everybody that just started. They all suck donkey balls except for me. I'm better than you too. Aren't I?? Aren't I??

Person: Yes you climb very well, the others are climbing well too.

Gloating Douche bag: What the fuck fag!? I'm like 10 times better than you, You can't climb half the shit I climb, you're so gay! I'm the Best you cock juggler!

Person: Rock climbing is about having fun and being the best you can be; not about comparing yourself to others to arouse yourself. you are a disgrace to the sport. Goodbye.

Gloating Douche bag: Fuck yeah I'm the best. Better masturbate in the gym's bathroom before this boner goes away!
by Zeus717 March 5, 2011
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<ManitobaFEAR> AHAHAHAHA
<ManitobaFEAR> i win
<ManitobaFEAR> fuckers
<ManitobaFEAR> fear me
by Bonzer Tucker May 14, 2004
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fret-gloating

Fretting over a perfect decision that will remove one from an already perfect present. Tends to elicit unfettered gloating once the decision is determined to have been the right choice. Fret-gloating typically appears in social media status posts. Although disguised as fretting, fret-gloating is a double down on bragging.
Allison is fret-gloating in her social media posts again. "Our yearlong vacation to Paris is rapidly approaching just while my garden is looking incredible! Wondering if we're making the right decision?"
by Jambafish September 8, 2013
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