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glassterbate 

After watching 'one guy one jar' all I want to do is make a mess in the kitchen and glassterbate.
glassterbate by Ranchgirls July 26, 2023

glassterbate 

To masterbate using a glass object.
After watching 'one guy one jar' all I want to do is glassterbate and leave a mess on the kitchen floor.
glassterbate by Ranchgirls July 26, 2023

Eleanor glister scara 

a female that is Eleanora glister scara makes animation projects with Dragonframe and shares it online.
"I have heard of Eleanor glister scara and viewed her projects. "

Glidster 

A Glidster is a small normally brown-haired boy that hates taking risks but loves to watch other people do so tends to like people named Mallory, churros, and Liam
Look at this kid he is such a glidster

stop watchen and doy it your self
Glidster by yOu PuT mY hEaD tHeRe January 2, 2023

glisterphain 

The Active ingredient in most kittens. Glisterphain is what allows kittens to be immensely cute in every way form and matter.Glisterphain is located in a kittens Medula Oblengata.

(Not for human consumption)
If Consumed By a Human Side Effects may Include:
Euphoria,Spouting 2 pointy ears and a tail, schizophrenia, ADD, ADHD,Turrets, Extreme swelling of the testicals or ovarys, Growth of an extra nose,Forgetting Your Language and only knowing how to say "meow", And Random Pregnancies of premature cat fetus's.
"Hey man wanna go extract some Glisterphain from kitten brains?"

Guy 1: "Dude last night i drank a full bottle of glysterphain and now the doctor says theres kitten fetus's inside of me" Guy 2: "wow...your dumb"

Parents: "Son why have you grown two pointy ears?"
Guy: No reason....leave me alone!
Parents: "We know you have been drinking glysterphain"
Guy: .....:(
glisterphain by Danluke Shedelhardt December 11, 2007

Glissere 

A female with beautiful hair. Mostly mexican decent , has a nasty attitude but loves animals and anything that relates to the letter "J"
Did you see glissere's makeup ? She looks nice today
Glissere by WinniesGirl November 25, 2013