glinche

To simultaneously insult and compliment a person.

That dude with the Kentucky Waterfall mullet just totally glinched that chick with the IROC-Z mullet.

by billy-the-bob February 19, 2011

Glinch

a slang term for the clitoris, usually said by people who are too squeamish to say the word "clit".

Fred:"So I totally pleasured her by touching her clit"
Bob:"Shh, don't say the word clit. Glinch sounds so much better!"

by GlinchWad January 3, 2010

Glinch

A sharp, alarming, and almost unbearable pain momentarily affecting the anus region.

"oh fuck, i just got a glinch!"

by I unno, buttsex? August 18, 2008

Glinch

When ones butthole tightens! Like as when goosed or tampered with!

That scared me so bad I glinched!

by Teabagger Lance December 31, 2017

Glinch Tennis

Two males having sex with a single dirty, trashy girl (preferably a smoker) at The Glinch.

Yo, we totally played Glinch Tennis last night! She was a total glit clit though.

by glincharoo September 22, 2010

Glinching

When 2 men go and kill an animal of choice. Then, they extract the blood of the animal and skin it. After that, one man wears the skin of the animal and makes the noises of the animal while the other man fucks him using the animals blood as a lubricant.

Yo bro I saw some roadkill back there, Let’s go glinching!

by Chris_Ferguson11 February 15, 2024