GlennaTalia

A beautiful flower that is the blossoming essence of all things feminine. The woman's 'orgaus mejora'. When Glenna and Glynnis got together on the ski slopes of Mt. Ashland, they were "the Glennatalia"! The center of all Glenna's being. It is her Gloin Stoin. A nickname made up by an intelligent parking lot attendant named Ike. Thank Goddess he came up with this in college, because if he, or anyone else had come up with this in highschool, I would have been mortified! A nickname for Glenna, just like 'Glynnard Skynnard'!

GlennaTalia story about a man named Jed. Who had an old Granny, and clan of inbreds. Then one day he was shooting out some poo, when up through the crack came a piece of corn or two...
I wanna live in a double wide, eat my wife, piss outside... With my GlennaTalia! (sung by Luca & Glenna)

GlennaTalia by Writewirks November 21, 2023

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Genatalia Buddies

Friends who can critique eachothers genatalia in a completely asexual way. Genatalia buddies can be either of the same or opposite sexes. When one's genatalia is being obseved by their partner, traditon says that the one being observed must be in the position of Michelangelo's David, while the one observing must be in the position of Auguste Rodin's The Thinker.

"Well Susy, your vagina is a bright shade of pink that is quite inviting. Unfortunately, your labia is quite small. Furthurmore you seem to be in a perpetual state of camel toe, this not a bad thing, yet not a good thing. Overall, your vagina is rather pleasing."

"Oh thank you Pat! We are truly a great pair genatalia buddies!"

Genatalia Buddies by nick barrett January 9, 2007